The great "Pun"dits say....

• The person who invented the door knock......won the No-bell prize!

• I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt....... Then it clicked!

• Thieves had broken into my house n stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels n deodorant....... Dirty Fellows!

• I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory....... All I did was take a day off..

• To the guy who invented the Zero...... Thanks for nothing!

• Singing in the shower is all fun n games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

• Enough with the cripple jokes already, I just can't stand them..

• Want to hear a construction joke? Err,  I'm working on it!

• A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period....... It marks the end of his sentence! 😅

• I have a few theories about unemployed people....... But never mind, none of them work.

• 2 antennae met on a roof n got married....... The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible!

• Where do TVs go on vacation? To remote islands, of course!

• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed..

• A small boy swallowed some coins n was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet'.

• There was once a cross-eyed teacher ......she just couldn't control her pupils 🙄.

• I am selling my guitar  ......no strings attached!!

• I usually take steps to avoid elevators 😬.

Enjoy the pun n fun of the English language!!