*1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*
*2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*
*3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.*
*4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.*
*5. Sing Along At The Opera.*
*6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'*
*7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*
*8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....*
*9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*
*And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....
My favourite.*
*10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room and yell out....THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!*
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Take care..
Regards
Palani
PAL Vision Associates
palani.nn@gmail.com ,http://palvision.blogspot.com/
H/P:0123063994 Off:03-79635075 Fax:03-67315603
Address: 12B5H, Plaza Sungai Mas, 5th Mile Jalan Ipoh, 51200 Kuala Lumpur.
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