Ladies with typewriters. These sentences apparently appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.--------------------------Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.-------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'The sermon tonight:' Searching for Jesus.'-------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.-------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.-------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.-------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.-------------------------- Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.-------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.-------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..-------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.-------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.-------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..-------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.-------------------------- Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.-------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.-------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.-------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.-------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.-------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend thistragedy.-------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.