A teacher came to school with an iPhone 8, faced her students and said "whoever can answer this question correctly will win the phone. She asked them: how many people Jesus fed with fish  and bread?"  Little Jonny answerd first and said 5000....she gave him the phone. The teacher then said "now ask me a question so I can have a chance to win the phone back". Jonny thought long and hard, then said:  "Name the 5000 people Jesus fed!"

Fully Nude British Lady gets into taxi, Indian Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

British Lady asks,

"Haven't u ever seen a naked woman before?"

Indian Driver: It's not that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me.. 

MORAL:

Be Indian!

Concentrate on your Business, no matter what happens.. 

Be Indian, be  professional..!!

The great "Pun"dits say....

• The person who invented the door knock......won the No-bell prize!

• I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt....... Then it clicked!

• Thieves had broken into my house n stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels n deodorant....... Dirty Fellows!

• I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory....... All I did was take a day off..

• To the guy who invented the Zero...... Thanks for nothing!

• Singing in the shower is all fun n games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

• Enough with the cripple jokes already, I just can't stand them..

• Want to hear a construction joke? Err,  I'm working on it!

• A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period....... It marks the end of his sentence! 😅

• I have a few theories about unemployed people....... But never mind, none of them work.

• 2 antennae met on a roof n got married....... The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible!

• Where do TVs go on vacation? To remote islands, of course!

• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed..

• A small boy swallowed some coins n was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet'.

• There was once a cross-eyed teacher ......she just couldn't control her pupils 🙄.

• I am selling my guitar  ......no strings attached!!

• I usually take steps to avoid elevators 😬.

Enjoy the pun n fun of the English language!!

Shared:

New words for communicating on social media 🤓

*Errorist* : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

*Askhole* : A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.

*Ambitchous* : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

*Dudevorce* : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

*Nonversation* : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

*Destinesia* : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.

*Unkeyboardinated* : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

*Cellfish*: Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

*Textpectation* :The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

*Carcolepsy*:The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.

*Hiberdating* : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

*Deja poop* : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening