*WEDDING STORY*

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At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace.

The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other strange looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

The woman replied, "I can't hear from the back."

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*MORAL OF THE STORY*

Never jump to a conclusion without getting the full story!

THE OLD ENGINE

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A 78 yrs old white man who married a beautiful young woman (28 yrs old).

In the hospital when his young wife delivered the first baby...

Doctor: "Congratulations, you got a 3.5 kg baby boy..."

The Old man (smile): "My old engine still work well."

A year later the woman delivered the second baby...

Doctor :  "Congratulations, you got a 3.0 kg baby girl..."

The Old Man (still in his big smile) : "Hmmm my old engine is still good !!!"

After 1 and half year later the woman delivered the 3rd baby... still in the same hospital and the same doctor ...

Doctor: "Congratulations, this time is a boy again... only  3.0 kg."

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"Wow...my old engine still doing good... I can't believe..." said the old white man still in his big smile...

Doctor : "Yes... but i think you better change your engine oil... because this time the baby is black..."