Healthy level of insanity in retirement....

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in retirement....

*1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*

*2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*

*3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.*

*4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.*

*5. Sing Along At The Opera.*

*6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'*

*7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park,  'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*

*8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....*

*9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*

 *And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....

My favourite.*

*10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room and yell out....THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!*




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Palani
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Excellent message

It was their anniversary, and Aisha was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up.

Things had changed since their marriage, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other had turned bitter.

Fighting over every little things, both didn't like the way things had changed.

Aisha was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered it was their anniversary!

Just as the door bell rang she ran to find her husband wet and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

The two started re-living the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music And it was raining! It was perfect.

But the moment paused when the phone in the bedroom rang.

Aisha went to pick it up and it was a man. "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"

"Yes it is!"

"I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died.

We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."

Aisha's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

But my husband is here with me?"

"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 2 pm, when he was boarding the train."

Aisha was about to lose her conscience.

How could this happen?!

She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves!

She ran into the other room.

He was not there. It was true! had left her for good!!

Oh God she would have died for another chance to mend every little fight! She rolled on the floor in pain. She lost her chance! Forever!

Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you my wallet got stolen today".

LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!

Let's start making amends.

To parents

To siblings

To friends

And many more.

No one has a promised tomorrow.

Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!

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Take care..
Regards

Palani
PAL Vision Associates
+60123063994
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This is funny!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:
"one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"....
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest...
"Father, please come with me . Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"...
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued : "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you'...
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: "what about the two at the gate?"... 

See marathon race!.. The priest almost ran passed the church gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet oohh!!!".